🚘 “I Might Be the Most Prolific Vehicle Deal Negotiation Writer on the Planet”

"When other people count sheep, I count dealer markups." - Chase Jordan

I had a fan write me and ask me if I was the most prolific writer aruond vehicle negotiations in the world!

I believe that I am! I checked and as a single non team writer I may be the KING!

Let’s get this out of the way:

Yes, I might be completely, unapologetically obsessed with vehicle buying and negotiations.

While most people spend their evenings watching Netflix or doom-scrolling TikTok…

…I’m deep in thought about things like money factor markups, hidden dealer add-ons, and how to get you a killer out-the-door price without breaking a sweat. 😅

And here's the wild part:

🤠 I Might’ve Written More Words on Car Buying Than Anyone.

Like Ever!

Seriously. Let’s do the math:

• I publish 2 - 3 blog posts every single day unless I'm sick and even then...

• Each one is 600–700+ words long

• That’s over 500,000 words per year

• All original, research-backed, my experience first, and consumer-focused

I’m not writing fluff.

I’m breaking down:

• 🤯 How dealerships make money (and hide it)

• 🔍 What sneaky finance tricks you need to watch for

• 🤝 How to negotiate without getting anxiety sweats

• ⚡️Why a car buying concierge service like Deal Guard exists in the first place

I’m not an ex-car salesman. I’m not trying to “flip the script.”

I’m a professional consumer advocate with over 20 years of operational leadership experience—helping real people avoid shady tactics and get strong deals the right way.

🤖 More Words Than KBB or Edmunds?

Probably not… but here’s the twist:

They’ve got massive teams.

I’m doing this solo.

Plus their content is not all "How to buy a car, boat, RV, or plane!

This is one person, writing every day, with the soul of a watchdog and the vibes of your vehicle-smart best friend.

And no, I don’t take commissions from dealerships. EVER!

Deal Guard works for YOU—just like all my content does.

🎯 Why Write So Much?

Because the car buying process is:

• Overwhelming

• Confusing

• Full of pressure

• And often stacked against everyday buyers

And most people?

They don’t have time to read 20 car forums or decode lease lingo.

So I made a decision:

What if I just write it all down in one giant, growing library of car deal and car business wisdom?

✅ No jargon - Unless you want some. Check out the worlds' largest list of car biz terms on my blog here https://getdealguard.com/post/the-ultimate-a-to-z-car-slang-glossary-deal-guard-edition

✅ No tricks
✅ No gatekeeping
✅ Just smart, funny, honest advice that helps you buy a car like a boss.

🚀 What’s the End Goal?

To build the most trusted vehicle buying concierge brand in the world—Deal Guard.

To help thousands of people skip the stress and skip the scams.

To turn the vehicle buying process into something you don’t dread.

And maybe… just maybe…

👉 To become the most prolific deal negotiation writer in the history of the internet.

🙌 Want In?

If you’re buying a car, don’t go it alone.
Let us help.
We’ll take the calls, do the digging, fight for the price, and walk you through the whole process.

📲 Visit getdealguard.com
🛡️ Hire a trusted car buying concierge service
🚫 Say goodbye to dealer games forever

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⚡️ Deal Guard: Because buying a car shouldn’t feel like battle.